if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
I’M IN ANTHROPOLOGY CLASS AND MY TEACHER TITLED TODAY’S LECTURE “THE PAST IN THE PRESENT”
I SWEAR HE WATCHES BONES OMG
TODAY OUR LECTURE WAS TITLED “BONE OF CONTENTION”
THATS IT. ITS CONFIRMED. HES A BONEHEAD.